Taking Fido out each morning to do his business invariably means carrying around a plastic bag full of less-than-pleasing contents. And while nothing can change that process, there is an explosive upgrade available to make it a little more enticing for the discerning operator: The One and Only Pineapple Grenade Doggie Bag Pouch.
Made by Milspin, the pouch contains a 15-pack roll of doggie bags, housed in a military-grade, compression molded hard-shell case to carry your clean bags with all the style of a Green Beret.
The crew over at Zero Blog Thirty gave this hearty endorsement of the baggie-holder, noting just how manly it’ll make the poop-pickup process feel.
Though it’s not possible to confirm that Milspin produced this particular grenade, the sentiment resounds just the same.
Once you pull the pin, you’ll be ready for even the most explosive of your dog’s duties.